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Head Munger In Charge 

During the act of munging the HMIC is the participant whom delivers the blow to the mungee. The HMIC is also refered to as the driver of the cart during the act of electric munging
The Head Munger In Charge climbed on top of the tomb stone and jumped off and delivered such a blow that mung butter squirted with lethal force covering the entire graveyard.
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Term used to describe an unattractive, unkempt and/or unsanitary woman. An example could be a homeless, drug addled street hooker.

A scruffy dirty, ugly appearance. Such as a homeless prostitute that doesn't shower, change clothes etc.

An alternative word to the likes of minger, minga, stinker, mutt, dog, witch, sket, slag, trout, harlot, ho, trollop etc
Did you see that girl at dancing with Dave last night? A total munter!
Munter by Llewelyn Dowd October 20, 2022

Mankerchief 

The male version of the pashmina, hijab, or loop scarf worn by metrosexual men who have no shits to give today.
pashmina mankerchief metrosexual
Mankerchief by Clancy100 March 4, 2015

mother mucker 

When you want to call someone a mother fucker, but don't want to get in trouble.

Origin:
In Texas Hold'em, you can fold your hand and throw your cards into the "muck". Now imagine someone does that to a mom. Pretty messed up.
"Hey why do I not get a raise this year? I'm outta here you mother mucker"

"Oh this mother mucker just cut in front of me."

munter gatherer 

a man with a reputation for bedding ugly women.
*did you see that bird Steve went home with last night?

*Christ yeah, he's a right munter gatherer that one.
munter gatherer by hawaiian sam December 9, 2008

Monkertron 

A giant metallic robot strangely obsessed with saying 'Monkertron' in its metallic robot voice, and hiding and singing in the undergrowth scaring the Lavatory Shrews. The Monkertron is clearly an early (failed) experiment in AI as it often mis-quotes items in its memory and can often trip when trying to mult-task and say 'Lloyds' while walking. A pungent odour often surrounds Monkertron and some external staining is often evident especially around the omelette region.
Winda - Listen, you smell something?
Toilets - Oh yeh, it's that stinking Monkertron
Monkertron - M*nk@Rtr0N
Monkertron by zzwill December 1, 2011

Gunt Munter 

A male who likes to engage is sexual activities with overweight females. He is munting her gunt, therfore, he is a Gunt Munter.
A: I hear Bill is doing quite well for himself with the ladies these days. What a legend!
B: Nah, they're all fat. He's a full blown Gunt Munter.
Gunt Munter by Morkus Morkus August 12, 2018