muffineer

A girl so loose with her sexual proclivities that she could fit the top of a muffin into her vagina simply by sitting on it.

Dang, she was with Bob last week, but yesterday I saw her leaving Dan's place. That girl is a total muffineer!

muffineer by epilepticmozzy February 27, 2010

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Muffined

The word to describe the action of being stoned/drugged up. Usually results from the consumption of a large quantity of penecillin. People who are muffined usually find fat bald doctors attractive during the period of being muffined.

Person: Hey Chris! You look totally muffined!!
Chris: Oh yeah i totally went overboard on the penecillin last night, some fat bald doctor gave me it.

Muffined by kidvicious1 May 30, 2009

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muffiger

1. The roll of fat that develops on the hips of a momma bear after two or three birthings, usually most visible in may.

2. The smelly patch of hair on a man's gooch.

Tim: Damn there's John he's such a fucking muffiger!

muffiger by Ilya69 March 28, 2008