Muffit 

A cup or other such drinking receptacle.

Can I have a muffit of tea please?

Muffit by stotches March 22, 2011

muffie 

A Middle-aged Urban Failure

Alternate spelling: 'muffy'.

He needs to spend some money on a new wardrobe and quit looking like a total muffie?

muffie by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 19, 2009

Wagga muffin 

Was suppose to be used as an affectionate term, but was taken as an offensive one.

example:

Aye is a wagga muffin.

Aye is a wagga muffin

Wagga muffin by swaggyprincess96 April 4, 2015

Muffit 

A cup. Not a type of cup. Just a cup. Just another word for a cup.

D'you want a drink? Beer? Coke? Muffit of tea?
Can I have a muffit of tea?

Muffit by Panarin February 26, 2021

Muff Fax

Like in the car commercials for Carfax where it has the information on the car like how many owners wrecks and problems. Muff Fax is the info on a girls muff and how many "owners'' or problems like std's or anything undesirable.

Alex: I wonder how many guys she has been with?

John: We need to get some Muff Fax!

Muff Fax by 748134 September 1, 2011

muffinhead 

A synonym for 'dumb stupid bitches' coined by BadBoyHalo

"YOU'RE A MUFFINHEAD!"

muffinhead by Yanderesarebae November 21, 2020

Muff Gust 

Noun

An immensely powerful gust of wind which is excreted from the vaginal cavity which causes widespread chaos, famine and general ludicrous emotional distress to other humans and animals alike.

A long time ago a Muff Gust created the Sahara Desert

Muff Gust by Turdy McFisilau November 3, 2011