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mornin fuglies 

The realization upon wakening after a night of drinking that the partner of choice you lucked upon last night,in the clear light of day is in reality fugly.
This condition is not as serious as a coyote wakening,however,it is responsible for a large number of lies and a usually rapid exit from the environs.
Dude1:"damn dude,you were wasted last night."

Dude2:"yeah,and I had the mornin fuglies...I was sneakin out early when the scag woke so I told her I was going to find us some breakfast."
mornin fuglies by CrowTard March 24, 2006

mornin' crawls 

The feeling one gets when waking up from a nightmare early in the morning.
I had a bad case of the mornin' crawls
mornin' crawls by Mr. Robotron March 15, 2019

top of the mornin

Something jacksepticeye says very loud, very often.
TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDDIEEEES!!!
top of the mornin by Lladdie February 9, 2018

top of the mornin to ya laddies

top of da mornin 

top of da mornin' 🤠 -Kendrick Lamar
tpp of da mornin' top of da mornin' top of da mornin' top of da mornin' top of da mornin' top of da mornin' top of da mornin' hold on, let's get this shit
top of da mornin by andryx October 4, 2021

g'mornin 

A way to annoy friends, teachers, random people on the street, etc.
A way to say hello
g'mornin by Kellya130 May 27, 2018