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Milk moofer

One that is not ftb
Yo you see that milk moofer over there? He's so not ftb
Milk moofer by Moofmilker December 29, 2016
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A phase during adulthood when a man first develops moobs. Usually begins in mid to late 30s but has been known to happen in late 20s in some male office workers.
Larry: Holy crap Frank, I didn't know you'd reached mooberty already, your moobs are huge!

Frank: yeah it sucks, I've started getting moobsweat too. I wish my mother would buy me my first man bra.
mooberty by Clive London November 29, 2007

lunar mooner 

When you stuick 12 sticks of dynamite up youyr anus, then perform a lap dance in the moonkloght. This guives a seductiv and lovely sensation to the lucky fella recieving.
"Hell bro, i ghot a lunar mooner last nghr, i creamed my pants, and cried Yippee!:"
lunar mooner by Farth!!! May 17, 2022
Similar to a "boomer" or a "zoomer," a "moomer" describes someone who is a Millenial, born between the years 1981 to 1996.
moomer: I still have another 10 years of student debt, I want to die.

boomer: These moomers always complain that they cant pay off their student loans... I worked my way through college!
zoomer: Shutup, boomer, lol xd.
moomer by drazahoib August 21, 2019
The hidden character that appears in every fourh pannel in all Dilbert comics*



*Does not appear in any Dilbert comic.
Wow that's one freaking big Moobert you got over there.
Moobert by zxcvbnmnbvcxz123 March 11, 2003

mooberboating 

Mooberboating is the act of motorboating moobs. It's like motorboating but on men's boobs. This act can be done by a male or female but is commonly done as a joke in gay circles.
Damn. Did you hear about Tony? Well he's on a mooberboating streak, so watch out.
mooberboating by Little Dicklet February 26, 2017