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Moll Scale 

A scientific scale allegedly used to measure the objective worth of birthday gifts.
(Scene: Two scientists, hereafter referred to as #1 and #2, are in a windowless lab testing out recent gifts on the Moll Scale)

#1: Okay, what's next?
#2: Secret of Mana, SNES game circa late '93.
#1: Let's start measuring.

Minutes pass.

#1: My God, man, I haven't seen a reading like this on the Moll Scale since someone ironically gifted Star Trek: Generations to Golden Globe-nominated actor Malcolm McDowell!
Moll Scale by Whoopi Guinanberg December 29, 2008
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moll-buzzer

British slang for a pick-pocket targeting women.
On the corner of Franklin & Airport, a moll-buzzer lurks to rob inebriated women.
moll-buzzer by clazzle dazzle October 13, 2005
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Moll Bennett 

A legend in the annels of Fenagh folklore. A Beauty of refined manners and good taste. She was reputed to be a vestal virgin till one Mim Scala of neighbouring Bagenalstown deflowered her in the dug outs of the football pitch.. In doing so he inadvertanly unleashed an insatiable appetite for cock to which she now will oblige any young man brave enough to venture to his STD riddled doom.......
OOOHH that Moll Bennett she gave me a horrid dose of the clap
Moll Bennett by china man January 19, 2004

moll and johnnie 

(formerly) secret derogatory term used to describe a colored person (derived from the Italian mulignone)
I cant stand those gi-rilleys, in private I call em every name in the book, but in public I have to be a bit more diplomatic, so I refer to them as moll and johnnies, and they are so stupid, they dont know what I'm talking about...

Moll Hoot 

Same as a Popper. Using a bong with a little bit of tobacco mixed in with weed
Guy1: You still smoke with benny and them?

Guy2: No, they only take moll hoots now
Moll Hoot by Stewies February 28, 2023

gun moll 

a gangster's usually hot girlfriend/sidekick.
gun moll by andrea October 11, 2003
'Lil Moll' is a quicker way of saying 'weak ass bitch'
'you don't stand a chance against him mate, sorry but your abit of a lil moll'
Lil Moll by dedweezy January 12, 2018