Minuteman 

Bunch of Xenophobic gun-carrying racist rednecks that have nothing else to do with their lives than to patrol desert areas while sipping "cold ones" looking for oh-so-dangerous illegal aliens, not realizing the real threat came through the airport sporting a valid-and-legal tourist visa.

Daaaam sister!!!.. we better hurry up and finish humping soon, 'cause poppa Bobby Joe is coming to pick us up and hunt some Mexicans!. I loooove to be a minuteman!.

Minuteman by @MeDiCo_BrUjO October 20, 2009

Minuteman 

A man who cums in under a minute: If a man does this, he is should get himself some fucking viagra.

Girl 1: So how did the sex with Jim go?
Girl 2: Not well, he was a minuteman.
Girl 1: Well, at least now I know not to fuck him.

Minuteman by hahayeaaaaboi May 9, 2018

Minuteman Tech

The Best High School In MA

Person1: Dude i want to go to Minuteman Tech
Person2: Yeaa i knoww that place is the bomb!

Minuteman Tech by xxRawr96 May 13, 2011

Minute Maid 

A brand of lemonade. This is the driest and most sugary drink you will ever sip. If you are to drink Minute Maid, do not acquire this drink from Hardees/Carls Jr. You have been warned.

"My son was problem having his baby teeth get out, so I gave him Minute Maid. All his teeth rotted before my very eyes

Minute Maid by volttacke990 December 2, 2019

Minute Maid Lemonade 

Cum that is ejaculated after masturbating for exactly one minute. It’s yellow. After making it, your dick will explode into 7 trillion pieces.

Yoooo I just made some Minute Maid Lemonade

Minute Maid Lemonade by Festivals May 27, 2021

Massachusetts Minuteman 

Using a 3/8" ramrod, push one mentos three inches down your urethra. Then take a 1/4 cup of Coke and pour into shaft. Quickly wrap a rubber band around the head of the penis and wait for it to explode out the side of your cock, like Mt Saint Helens.

Samuel: "My musket is jammed & the Redcoats is right over that ridge!"

Cletus: "There's nothing left to be done...We must give em the Massachusetts Minuteman! Mentos and meat!!!"

Massachusetts Minuteman by Doug W! May 31, 2023

minute maid 

Minute Maid is a term used to express displeasement, especially in terms of people; interchangable with terms like frontin. It can also be used as an adjective, interchangeable with beat or "that sucks".

That nigga be minute maidin' dawg; or that shit be minute made.

minute maid by Darnell Glover March 10, 2005