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Milania is a beautiful and outgoing girl, she always speaks her mind and isn’t afraid to tell you the truth. She is a daredevil and takes many risks. She’s often a girl with brown or black hair and hazel eyes. She’s boy crazy and falls for all guys regardless of their age, however she is gorgeous so guys often fall for her too. She loves electronics and will rarely ever be caught doing something outside without her phone.
Guy 1: “Hey I know that girl, her names milania she has a huge crush on me even though I’m 10 years older than her.”
Guy 2: “ I don’t know, I think she’s hot.”
Milania by Hhhgggtttyyyyp April 7, 2019
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Denise Milani 

One of the hottest women on earth, if not the hottest.

Unfortunately she doesn't do any nude, but there 100's of sexy pictures in bikini, lingerie or tight clothing to be found on the internet.

If her boobs are 100% natural like she claims them to be, God must have been in a good mood when she was conceived. Combined with a perfect ass and a cute face, she is better than superwoman.

Denise was born in the Czech Republic and moved to the US, not unlike Veronica Zemanova. And although Zemanova does show boob, nipple and labia, she does have inflated tits. So Denise is the hotter one.
I wish Denise Milani would show some boob! Or at least a nipple...
Denise Milani by Milanifan January 19, 2011
She's just the person who might be misunderstood a lot, her mood must vary at times, her physique is unique. I guess a Melanie really hides their feelings and says she's okay, most of the time she's not okay. People with the name Melanie are very kind at heart, might get a little jealous at times and always has good intentions, her flirting style is awkward and she might not be the most outgoing at times. She might rather be in her favorite space and do her own thing. If you have a friend whose name is Melanie, you should never lie to her, just tell her the truth, in a friend group she's the one to give advice and gives the sweetest hugs in the world. If she breaks down at anytime, give her a hug and give her some TLC from all the holding back she's done within her, and might be the artsy one within your friend group and your big sister because she is your guard and wants you to feel safe and comfortable at all times. If you have a family member or sibling whose name is Melanie, she might be just the one to give you a good greeting in anytime of day with a great big hug. She might express herself through any activities she does, she's never the one to break the rules and rather be in her home. She loves family and it's her number one priority.
You can be such a Melanie at times and I care for you a lot.

Melanie Martinez 

amazing singer/songwriter who released her EP 'Dollhouse' in 2014, her album 'Crybaby' in 2015 and her single 'Gingerbread Man' in 2016. She is currently making the Alphabet Boy music video and is making one for every song in Crybaby except the 3 from the deluxe album. she is AMAZING and I love her very very much, she is the best singer ever and her hair is my goals - it was inspired by Cruella De Vil :))
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I don't know if I wrote 2 definitions but if I did never mind
if I didn't then it doesn't matter
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if you like Mel - wrote on other definition too:
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Milanese beans 

A cheap alternative to anal beads. Usually made from gnocchi held together with cassette tape.
His milanese beans were a tight but smooth fit and so much cheaper than anything you could get from Anne Summers.
Milanese beans by Cuksocker November 6, 2010
Milaine is typically a very beautiful girl with a kind heart. Has a hot body and gorgeous face. She is very selfless and trustworthy. Down to earth and always putting her friends and family first.
“That girl Milaine is perfect. I want to date her”-every guy
Milaine by gejsonfbrbr January 14, 2018

Melanie's Island 

Its a fruity version of a Long Island Ice-t, tastes like pineapple and orange juice.
I want a Melanie's Island to drink, cause I want something strong but don't want to taste it.
Melanie's Island by Blonnaroo October 22, 2012