Mellon 

The elvish word for friend, used to open the door to the Mines of Moria.

Mellon.

Mellon by Scott Zion June 16, 2010

mellon 

a very powerful person who can transform into many forms but most commonly in his thug life mellon

retard "mellon help
mellon"ok helper mellon to the rescue

mellon by niggiepower January 7, 2019

Mellon 

You slipped, you did something wrong, or you just lame

Bruh you Mellon

Mellon by Ehehdhdb September 10, 2021

mellon-farmer 

A sanitized or movie-edited substitute for mother fucker

The film "Die Hard: With a Vengeance" was released in 1995
staring Samuel L. Jackson (as Zeus Carver) and Bruce Willis
(as John McClane); but this film was later edited for TV...

While the term "mellon farmer" probably appeared in other
edited films, Jackson's character made it quite funny and
memorable ... even though the original unedited movie was
far better ... the editors got a bit lucky, this time.

An example line from the edited film:

Zeus: Now that's low, even for a white mellon-farmer like you.

mellon-farmer by original-movie-fan December 14, 2008

mellon arena 

Where the Pittsburgh Penguins play

Also called the igloo.

mellon arena by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004

Mellon Ballin 

Term used to describe a sexual act in which a male places his penis in between a female's large voluptuous breast (preferably oiled up) and humps them gleefully.

It is essentially a term used to describe a titty fuck, preferred by females who found the first term grotesque when asked to be a part of the activity.

I was so excited to be balling mellons with her and that rack that I accidentally ejaculated all around her neck after four humps leaving a marvelous pearl necklace.

Guy:Baby, can I um...titty fuck you.
Chick:No, just what type of woman do you think I am
Guy:Oh, my bad, I mean uh..can we get some mellon ballin going on
Chick:...Yeah sure, why not.

Mellon Ballin by n0ci nasty September 5, 2009

mellon head 

a person with an obseanly over size head, or someone with a overwelmingly face full of BBs

that sucker from jack in the box had a mellon head

mellon head by fred rek June 22, 2006