May I please have a water? 

When you're thirsty on a plane, thousands of feet in the air. But there's not much to drink.

Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"

Woman: Oh my god!

May I please have a water? by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023

May I know what are the investment opportunities in Noida plots? 

For those who want to know about investment opportunities in plots in Noida, today we will tell you that investing in plots in Noida will be very beneficial for you and you will also get profit returns in future.
✯ Appreciation in Value
✯ Flexibility in Construction
✯ Legal Security
✯ Varied Options

May I know what are the investment opportunities in Noida plots?

May I know what are the investment opportunities in Noida plots? by Plots In Noida March 10, 2025

Miss May I 

Amazing metal core band from Troy Ohio. In December 6, 2008 they signed to Rise Records. You cannot stop moshing them once the music is started. Miss May I has some of the best breakdowns ever played.

omg sick breakdown im gonna go punch people. Thank you Miss May I

Miss May I by Towel bot August 15, 2010

Yes ma'am may I have another? 

The act of spanking or being spanked, and asking for more.

Shanequia: *smack* Ya like that, ho?
Dave: Yes ma'am may I have another?!

Yes ma'am may I have another? by Courtney G-unit February 8, 2007

Mother May I

To see a female that make u fell like you just fell In love.

*see's hot girl* MOTHER MAY I GO AND ASK HER WHAT HER NUMBER IS!
Le mom: uhhhhh.. Sure.

Mother May I by D-swag-daddy June 17, 2013

Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs 

How you claim something eternally using dibs. If you say or write it wrong, someone can get the chance to eternally claim it before you correct yourself. Nothing beats this, and whatever you eternally claim is your's. Unless your friend is a sore loser.

"Hey, I want that!"
"Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs!"
"Damn it."

Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs by Loafofstalebread June 29, 2024

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude 

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude by Moose September 23, 2003