Masturbationaful 

When used as an adjective, this word means:
Something so beautiful/good that people genuinely start masturbating upon noticing the person/item that is "masturbationaful".

Man person 1:"Dude, did you see that masturbationaful new teacher at school?"
Man person 2:"Oh yeah, she made me rush to the bathroom 3 times today..."
Man person 1:"Dito!"

Masturbationaful by SuperCuboneTripleX3 March 2, 2011

Masterbation Coma 

It happens after a person has masterbated. Mainly happens with guys. The person goes to sleep and wakes up late. Typically if your going to take a nap after masterbating you wont wake up for several hours. They will fall asleep and sleep longer than intended. But of course its a great sleep. Thus the Masterbation Coma.

Steve: Hey, Whats up?

Jon: Nothin.

Steve: Wheres Bob?

Jon: Ehh hes in a Masterbation Coma right now, Lets go with out him.

Steve: Alright.

Masterbation Coma by GuyWithSomeKnowledge March 27, 2009

masterbation 

Karate teacher named Bation

Thank you for calming me down Master Bation

masterbation by Speas March 9, 2003

Imagination Masterbation 

Masterbating using nothing but raw brain power to ensure pleasure while the internet is down or some other excuse!

Yo last night i was using the old technique of Imagination masterbation.... power was down.

Imagination Masterbation by P rizzy420 October 22, 2010

Fidget Spinner Masterbation 

When you lube up your genitals and then take out the middle bearing of a Fidget Spinner then slide it onto your genitals and spin it until you cum.

I'm gonna go do some Fidget Spinner Masterbation..

Fidget Spinner Masterbation by Salmon_Slapper May 24, 2017

Mirror Masterbation 

The act of masterbating to your own reflection.

Tom: I'm so hot I'd masterbate to myself.

Bill: You what?

Tom: Ever heard of Mirror Masterbation?

Bill: No... That sounds nasty.

Mirror Masterbation by Flawless23 April 21, 2011

Masturbationalist 

Someone who is an avid enthusiast of masturbation. They take great joy in the act of self pleasure. This may include advanced techniques, controlled settings such as candle light and background music, complex fantasies and even foreplay. Masturbationalists typically have vivid imaginations and pay close attention to the details.

Undra, an avid masturbationalist, enjoyed lighting candles and listening to Kenny G while pleasuring himself for hours at a time.

Masturbationalist by Li. N. Ken March 2, 2009