Logness monster 

A monster turd so long it goes down the bend and still manages to poke out the water resembling the "lochness monster" photograph.

Mark txts his friend Neil and tells him... " i just had a massive shit there. It was a right logness monster"

Logness monster by dj nemesis September 21, 2013

lolnessoleon 

Originated from the term 'LOL" (Lots of Laughs/ Laugh out Loud). Extreme LOL-ness

"I got so drunk, i table danced"
-"LOL"
"N then i fell off"
-"Lolnessoleon"

lolnessoleon by courtz January 23, 2005

Locness 

(adj) having characteristics of a smooth talking suave jiving ladies man

(v) the act of picking up underage girls

(adj) swag

Jenny: "Did you hear? Luis is so locness right now. My brother seen him with a youngin last night"

Sarah: "No way! I would've never guessed"

Jenny: Yeah we should call Chris Hansen on that perv

Locness by canflentas October 23, 2012

LOLNews 

In Tweetology, LOLNews, preceded by a hash tag (#), is an identifier for a funny or offbeat news story posted on Twitter as a tweet.

Thief nabbed with 68 tubes of toothpaste. #LOLNews

LOLNews by @tlw3 April 4, 2009

Lonessa 

Lonessa is a bad bitch if she doesn’t like you. But if you’re her friend she is one of the kindest person you’ll ever meet. This name is very special this name is created by thoughtful parents or them selves.Lonessa is very smart funny athletic and never runs out of energy.If you find this never let go a Lonessa💋🌹❤️❤️love

“Hey you want to play with us, I know I’m really ugly, but you still want to play?”.asked a girl or boy.

“Sure your not ugly and if anyone calls you ugly I’m on your side, got it.”, said Lonessa

Lonessa by 💓💗💟☮️ October 19, 2019

Lonessa 

Lonessa is a baddie of course and there’s nothing else 😌🤚

lonessa is the baddest

Lonessa by Iloveanime January 8, 2021

locnessny 

When you doing something wrong make you sure you do it the right way.

I always make sure i do it like locnessny would.

locnessny by Locness November 22, 2021