in layman's terms

Easily understandable; not in complicated technical jargon.

Javier: "What'd you do last night, dude? I didn't see you at Jose's big party. There were mad smokin' chicks there man."
Pedro: "Well, my amicable acquaintance, I engaged in an act of copulation with your maternal entity in which I inserted my genitalia into her rectal cavity. The aforementioned encounter was extremely pleasurable to both parties involved."
Javier: "What?"
Pedro: "In layman's terms, 'Dude,I banged your mom indabutt, and it was reeeeeal gooooood.'"
Javier: "WHAT THE FUCK? You're dead, essay!"

in layman's terms by Nick D October 27, 2004

myles layman 

Is a short man who steals your girlfriend at parties

"Dude, do you see your girlfriend with that guy? Hes a Myles Layman!"

myles layman by Level1000Pikachu February 7, 2014

Lawmanated 

To Lawmanate - when one ejaculates with such power and passion, that the women spontaneously combusts, the man whispers a haiku, waves his phallus in a circle like manner, and rubs mayonnaise on his anus. It can also be linked to the jewish bounty hunter, Andrew Lawman, one who has been well known for his award winning role in Alien vs Predator. He was the predator.

Guy 1 "Then I shouted 'FOR NARNIA' and totally Lawmanated her. I'll be shitting mayonnaise for a week."

Guy 2 "That's so gross."

Guy 1 "well spank my ass and call me Philip, you're Andrew Lawman!"

Andrew Lawman "oh jew nuggets, you've found me"

Lawmanated by edtheped February 3, 2013

Layan 

A beautiful girl with a beautiful soul , when she loves someone she would do anything to make the person happy

She is a good friend that will stick with you with every problem

She is just a good person with big dreams and she will have such an a amazing future sometimes she get’s emotional but she always sheer up every single person

If u find layan just make her your friend

Wow I love layan

Layan by The best defense January 4, 2018

Layan 

Well, damn.

Where does one even begin to start with Layan. She's precious, the sweetest soul you'll ever meet. She loves so fucking hard. Don't take advantage of her. You'll never forget her. She's private, quiet too, but once you get to know her she changes everything. She makes you a better person, she makes you feel good. But often, she's struggling. She needs someone to be by her side no matter how dark it gets. Layans don't let people in easily, they often hurt on their own.
I fucked it up and lost a Layan, and once you lose her I doubt she'll ever come back.

She's the kind of girl you want for yourself. She's the perfect mix of shy, innocent, cocky, funny, horny and kinky. I fucked up big time.

Wife her, don't let her go. If we're thinking about the same Layan, her constant distancing and disappearing is normal, keep chasing her till you get her because believe me, you won't find or want anyone else after her. Man, just love her the way I should've. You're lucky. Fuck you.

Mark: Hey, man... I think she might be the one
Connor: A Layan?
Mark: A Layan

Layan by bigboytmm September 29, 2020

Phillip Lamanno 

One bad ass mother fucker, Been around since 1997. The wild animal has a mullet, and can pull any girls with the snap of his fingers. He's a hard workin' , family loving man! Who has the biggest heart of all men. Chews nothing but Copenhagen Wintergreen, Smokes nothing but Marlboro Reds, and drinks nothing but PBR. Owns a turkey named Tom, and a Turtle named Bubba. Drives a red lifted Jeep Cherokee, and also owns a 1996 Dodge Neon he claims is a racecar. He's been to jail twice for Whoopin' two guys ass, twice his size, twice. Came out with a jail tat, and a Chevy brand on his ass. Blairs David Allen Coe and Colt Ford Daily.

Becky "Is that a Phillip Lamanno over there?"
Shelby "I cant tell, does he have a mullet?"
Becky "Yes!!!"
* Panties drop*

Phillip Lamanno by Hank Williams Jr June 12, 2015

Layan 

Layan is a middle eastern name, for a wonderful girl, that’s super funny, and amazing. This girl is a queen and honestly everyone looks up to her

Layan is the coolest girl I ever knew. Man I wish I’m layan

Layan by uwasattheclun November 1, 2019