LAN

Acronym for Lying Ass Nigga.

I can’t stand a LAN ass nigga.

by ChaMat June 14, 2019

LAN

A system that links together electronic office equipment, such as computers and word processors, and forms a network within an office or building.

Most colleges are on a LAN.

by illEATurHARTout April 12, 2004

Lan

A super tall, beautiful girl. Basically a goddess. Early bloomer with a like for K-POP and music in general. Can be shy, but isn’t afraid to speak her mouth if you talk shit about her. Will it you with a comeback if necessary. Comes from an Asian family of literal goddesses. Overall a beautiful woman

Lan is so pretty! She is a goddess.

Did you hear Lan roast (name)?

by xxXL0YALTYXx_x June 22, 2019

Lan

A total bitch who eats everyone's potatoes and never ever shares. He has fat hand feet and you sometimes see him and his best friend on TV commercials and Music channels.

Hey ! Lan is on TV eating the potatoes he stole from me !

by Handy and Bob.shit May 3, 2018

lan

lan is a pretty 'cool' dude who plays video games a lot. he says he's "evil" but younger kids like him so he cant be that bad?? he isn't awkward at all and he always knows what to say. people always mistakes him for albertsstuff (a ROBLOX youtuber). he swears a whole bunch and eats a *lot*. he likes to annoy others and hang out with middle schoolers

lan: *says something stupid*
me: shut up lan

by koothroon April 23, 2018

Lan

Lan is a name. Lan is the type guy who’s a bro. Lans are Canadian and strong lovers of Logic. Lan is good at quickscoping and getting ladies. Lan is open to a good “no strings attached (as Lan calls it)” every once in a while. Overall he is a great guy and he is involved in a Bible Study.

Kai: “Did you see that Canadian guy over there?”
Sam: “Haha... You mean Lan?”

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Karim: “That guy is an excellent quickscoper, do we know of him?”
Dylan: “Of course we know him, that’s Lan!”

by TheBBCman October 24, 2018

Lan

Main character from the Megaman Battle Network series from 2001 to 2006, who uses Megaman as his navi.

Megaman: Lan, wake up, you're gonna be late. The WWW has been active again.
Lan (wakes up): I just had a good dream.

by Greghef November 27, 2018