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Anal Lament 

A fear of the buttocks.
Man, Karl seriously needs to see a counselor about his anal lament. The doctor says it's near fatal.
Anal Lament by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

cocksman's lament

whole lot of labor and frustration for a teaspoon of funk!!
cleaning himself up, jack was doing the cocksman's lament

editor's lament 

When you're editing definitions on Urban Dictionary and have a pretty good rhythm going and you deny a "Misandry" and assume that a "man" is going to pop up next but it doesn't and you accidentally deny a legit word because of an itchy trigger finger.
Oh shit! I just denied a perfectly good word because I was locked and loaded for "Misandry". Oh well,just write it off as editor's lament.
editor's lament by wolfbait51 December 10, 2011

Solemn Lament

Solemn Lament is The Funeral of the Dead Butterflies's E.G.O. Equipment and the Fourth E.G.O. Page of theYesodIcon Floor of Technological Sciences. It was obtained after realizing the Floor and can be chosen when the Librarians of the Floor reaches EmotionIcon Emotion Level to the third, fourth, and fifth level in a Reception.

monument_of_lament 

A TikTok user who posts the most irrelevant shit ever known to man. Watching their videos will make you decompose into a pile of sentient dust.
Person 1: bro so you watch monument_of_lament on TikTok?
Person 2: I’m a fucking pile of dust you bastard

Barry's Lament 

When you pass a swift, upset sounding fart that makes you look like a dipshit.
On the morrow I shall pass a quick Barry's Lament.
Barry's Lament by PoseidonMaker420 February 29, 2024