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monument_of_lament

A TikTok user who posts the most irrelevant shit ever known to man. Watching their videos will make you decompose into a pile of sentient dust.

Person 1: bro so you watch monument_of_lament on TikTok?
Person 2: I’m a fucking pile of dust you bastard

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The act of giving head in a way that is relentlessly messy, sloppy and wild.

Dude, that girl gave someone a sloppy toppy and I heard it took 45 minutes to clean up!

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