konkey grease

The lube one uses on their body to more easliy slip into a leather outfit whilst playing the role of a konkey.

Seth slathered konkey grease all over himself in preperation of the evenings festivities.

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Konkey Dick

When a girl is drunk and sucks your dick then proceeds to throw up on it

Bro you got konkey dicked?! That's nasty!

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Its like when you say sand hanitizer but with donkey kong

Hey did you know nintendo came out with a new konkey dong ga- FACKCkkCcK!!!!!!!

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when you're about to konk someone in the dong. specifically donkey kong

I konkey dong ed multiple people in my class today

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dont play with it too much or it might break
multiplayer konkey dong is fun

hey wanna come (over) and play konkey dong with me?

konkey dong by _Dr. Evil February 14, 2003

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an extremely hugely super duperly dumb ditzy person.

Oh my gosh you konkey wacker 2+2 is four, not six

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A dick that looks like it would belong on donkey Kong, and/or a dick with erectile dysfunction

Jeff’s wife left him and took the kids because his Konkey Dong couldn’t satisfy her.

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