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klondike 

A cloned lesbian child; a lesbian daughter parthenogenically produced without male sperm, employing the technique of cloning a human cell into a human egg.
Eschewing the turkey baster, Melissa and Ellen sought the services of a tissue culture laboratory to produce a klondike.
klondike by Luigi August 6, 2004

klondike 

An excruciatingly uncool middle-aged man. White socks with sandals, bermuda shorts, almost always republican, no regard for his family's emotional well-being. Remember Cliff from "Cheers"?
John Ratzenberger, 70 percent of dads, most politicians.

"look at this klondike. Where'd you get those pants, world war one?"
klondike by Horacetheace March 8, 2010

klondike 

A West Coast street term for the drug clonazepam.
Yo hit me up wit dem Klondikes, mah neighba.
klondike by ImFromAmerica March 9, 2016

Klondike 

Someone, like the flocks of people who traveled to Alaska for the gold rush, who tries to get something for nothing.
The klondikes were out dumpster diving again last night.
Klondike by klondikes April 15, 2014

Klondike 

Fat black lesbian bitch who loves to chomp box.
That klondike would do anything for some snatch.
Klondike by Somebody March 29, 2005

klondike 

a very funny brown guy, who is brown on the outside, but white on the inside, meaning thinks like a white guy.
he might also be thw whitest person you know.
Aaron: Abhay is a klondike!!
Andy: Yup! the whitest kid i kno!
klondike by southern sombrero June 26, 2005