Kevin Federline

A term Kevin Federline can have many meanings, such as

1. a deadly combination douche, pothead, and gold-digger whose wife is nearly as pathetic and unfit as him

2. an underemployed, white man with no talent who likes to believe that he can rap; Eminem is his inspiration

3. A man under an illusion that he can pull off a wifebeater when he only has completely muscle-free arms and an Amazon Rainforest of armpits

Kevin: Mommy, I wanna wear my wifebeater to school!

Sheila/Mother: No, Kevin, you will look like Kevin Federline!

Kevin: Oh no, Kevin Federline? Mom, you know what? I'll just wear my button-down shirt to school.

Sheila: That's my little boy.

Kevin Federline by Kenny McCor September 1, 2008

Kevin Federline

The man who was actually fuckin' pathetic enough to marry Britney Spears. Thinks he's gonna make fame for himself. This kills me. Hehehehe.

"Man, that Kevin Federline, what a fuckin' joke."

Kevin Federline by Quack Quack May 31, 2005

kevin federline

The reason why vasectomies were invented.

K-Fed got Brit pregnant again? Well, everyone is good at something. For Kevin Federline, knocking up women is his only talent because we all know he can't rap!

kevin federline by sheneneh December 7, 2007

kevin federline

1) A bottom feeder that feeds on feces off the bottom of dirty fish tanks. In its natural habitat, can be seen wearing wifebeater, acting black. This creature draws attention to itself by "rapping."

2) Inability to read, write, or rap. Basically an imbecile.

mom: study or you will become a Kevin Federline in the future.

kevin federline by Smart Guy Period November 27, 2007

kevin federline

a term to describe a guy who is a lazy bum, with no job and sits around the house all day and does nothing and also mooches off his rich girlfriend and spends all her money

lazy bum: hey babe gimme some money I wanna buy a new pair of shoes

rich girlfriend: ok anything for you sweety heres a million dollars my kevin federline

kevin federline by ajb18 January 10, 2008

kevin federline

A man who has come to symbolize what a complete, impotent, sexual failure really is. K-Fed, is an uneducated, complete and utter failure, an embodiment of pure white trash. Turned down by any girl with a brain, or who looks hot, he has ended up with his sole mate, brittany spears. Together, they hope to spread the ideas and values of vagrancy, freeloading, and to totally strip any talent from the world.

Man, I just watched Kevin Federline's new video, and I thought it disgraced rap music.

Kevin Federline is an embarrassment to any human being that is caucasan. He is also an embarrassment to the human race.

kevin federline by INyourFace September 17, 2008

kevin federline

douchebag extrodinaire. thank god britney spears dumped him, at least she had a little bit of her common sense left.

If I had to choose who won Douchebag of the year, 2006, I'd say kevin federline

where are all the definetions of kevin federline? here underdouchebag

kevin federline by DizzyLizzy December 25, 2006