don juan de la douche 

A person, who in their own mind, beleives they are the center of attention. These people display one pathetic attempt after another to impress the opposite sex (In some cases, the same sex). In reality this person is a complete idiot, and are oblivious to the fact that they are displaying all qualities of a "DoucheBag". These people also have no age limitations when trying to hook up.

Haha, look at Brandon Willis over there trying to mack, a true Don Juan De La Douche!

don juan de la douche by Tsumaranai January 6, 2008

San Juan de la Rosa 

*sigh* the hottes guy you will ever meet. lol yea right.<------she is kidding she knows my San juan de la rosa is super hot and exciting. she would knw his abbs are hiding really good appearently. THEY ARE NOT!!!! Once you see him naked you will see them. He has a big one. It is enjoyable. ewwww!!!thats so gross BET U HANDLED HIS "LOVE HANDLES". i did :P she is just jealous of it. ANYWAY!!! He is an awesome person to go out on a date with. He will buy you ice cream from McDonalds...(cuz he works there)romantic walk (by romantic i mean sexual...walk :P) BUT HES NOT AS GOOD AS SAN ANTONIO DE LA ROSA!!!!XD <-----That is a big FAT LIE!!! Just like San Juan de la Rosa....jk he is muscular xDDD Overall a super hot guy with a sweet side also who every girl wants to have some with (except me) <----Itzel =.= (but she does though)...:)

OMG!! did you see that guy, he is soooo a San Juan de la Rosa!!.
YEA!!! but did u see San Antonio de La Rosa hes waaaaaay better!!!!
No way dude, San Juan de la Rosa is better.

San Juan de la Rosa by BitchAssHoeWhore November 14, 2011

Juan Ponce de Leon a.k.a Ponce de Leon 

Juan Ponce de Leon a.k.a Ponce de Leon. The guy who found Florida while in search for the legendary fountain of youth.

Student: Who found Florida?
Teacher: Juan Ponce de Leon a.k.a Ponce de Leon.

Juan Ponce de Leon a.k.a Ponce de Leon by Brittany M. September 18, 2006

Juan Jose de Carlos 

A really fucking racsist way to define all men in Mexico, Peurto Rico, Brazil, and California.

Look at all those Juan Jose de Carlos' over that there wall, Bob!

Juan Jose de Carlos by WhoseDat??? January 16, 2017

Juan Carlo De La Serna 

A wonderful looking boy. There's only one Juan Carlo D.L.S., and he is so alluring and smeggsy. His voice is very soft when he wants it to be, and the way he looks up should be illegal from how it'll affect your body. Please take caution when you encounter him; he will most definitely break your heart.

Juan Carlo De La Serna keeps making jokes about wanting to get pegged. I don't think he's joking anymore.

Juan Carlo De La Serna by Shawl Diagram November 22, 2021

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Clito Ruiz y Picasso

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Clito Ruiz y Picasso is the emoticon face that visited the LGBTQ+ scratch studio (AKA the Gaehive) in June of 2021. He seems to use he/they pronouns. This is Pablo: (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Clito Ruiz y Picasso is our god.

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Clito Ruiz y Picasso by hair muncher July 25, 2022

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso 

A Renaissance painter who didn't really do his job all that well. Oh, and he had a really long name.

"Aw, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso!"

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso by Pylimenes November 16, 2020