Punk-Ass Book Jockies

Librarians. Also Library.

(as defined by Parks & Recreation on NBC)

"Take that, punk-ass book jockies!"

Punk-Ass Book Jockies by advs89 October 5, 2011

jocked yo ass 

something you say after you trick someone

did you see that monkey in the sky? JOCKED YO ASS!!

jocked yo ass by johnny shityseed February 4, 2007

nob jockie 

meaning cock head or dickhead or a rude comment made to someone being a jackass

nikki: hey lish! did u see the way that guy was acting?

lish: yeah he was being such a nob jockie

nob jockie by niklish December 9, 2008

jackied 

1.When someone is drunk outta they mind.
2.On the path of becoming wasted.

When Laura got out of the party she was Jackied.

jackied by Lajacks March 9, 2007

jocked up

Dressed out in sports gear, especially refers to wearing a jockstrap/athletic supporter.

A sports coach or P.E. instructor might tell the guys on his team or in his class, "You guys stop screwing around and get jocked up!"

jocked up by SportGuy September 21, 2008

KNOB JOCKIE

An alternative insult for gay people wat dont spell gud.

Mike: Dude, who's your gay little friend in the special needs group?
Jeffro: Hey, that's my knob jockie!
Mike: Don't you mean 'Jockey', you ignornant Hom-boy?
Jeffro: Oh yeah.

KNOB JOCKIE by Mike Ambrose February 6, 2006

Cock-Jocked 

The art of being so enslaved by the penis that she will do anything that the owner of the penis tells her too. Considered to be the opposite of pussy whipped.

Yo, can you believe that his girl will do anything he tells to?

Seriously, she goes yesterday and drove 120miles because he felt like a ice-cream sundae. She was late for work, all he did was give her a go.
Yeah dude, she's been properly Cock-Jocked!!

Cock-Jocked by DeadManWalking May 6, 2018