jizzy

An adjective used to describe horny pornstar wannabees who think they can squirt all over your meal before making you eat the crap.

Man, that girl Jessy is so fucking jizzy!
Hope she wants to cock me a meal in the near future.
Yeah, let it be an alma meal.

by the snowmen November 7, 2008

Jizzy

Another slang term for a joint

Yo, lets go smoke a jizzy on the rizzy.

Lets go smoke a joint on the roof

by Shiba SHiba September 25, 2003

jizzy

A couple that is all over each other in large group situations creating an awkward vibe for everyone else present, reminiscent of a public jiz.

Everyone flinched at the idea of inviting the jizzy of the group to the party.

by The_Brothel August 23, 2009

jizzy

adj. to describe someone so sexy that they could potentially make you jizz ya pants

yo tom my man, you're looking awfully jizzy today mate

by cheezyyyy November 30, 2021

Jizzy

Another way of saying "Jesus"

I put it on Jizzy no cap

by clown_man May 5, 2021

jizzy

can either refer to izzy, as it rhymes with izzy, or it can be a ship name for izzy x anyone with a name starting with j, usually jaxson.

please never ever use it as a ship name

izzy: cocaine shane!
shane: shut up jizzy!

by izzyhighlighter October 19, 2018

Jizzy

When you jizz so hard you are dizzy

That nut I busted was so epic, I couldn't tell if I caused permanent brain damage or was just jizzy.

by Kilroywasallupinherr December 4, 2018