jerk face

The face often found on a male when alone and jerking it, slapping the ham, choking the chicken, etc.

Erik: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit that feels good.

Ryan: (walks in) DAMMIT! I definitely did not want to see your jerk face.

jerk face by FatboyIzzaTool September 25, 2010

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jerk face

A face on somebody's head that is a jerk.

That guy is cool, but his face is a jerk, thus, he is a jerk face. That fucking jerk face. If his jerk faceness was measured on a scale of one to ten, it would be 300009458048053 because he is such a fucking jerk faced bastard bitch slut. Poop in my pants for me, will you?

jerk face by JarMan September 21, 2003

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jerk face

a person who is such a jerk, that you jerk in their face (hence the name); a jerk face is a jerk by serzcore standards

You're such a jerk face... I'm gonna jerk in your face.

jerk face by two spotter mgee October 28, 2003

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Jerk Face

They are the type of person who gets kicked out of rec league softball games or quits their job unexpectedly in the middle of the year. They are that kid that went to private school and liked starting fights with public school kids...the soft, suburban, white kind tho. They might look unassuming in their goofy jorts and biker hats, but once they open their mouth, you instantly want to punch them right in their stupid jerk face. They are typically from the Midwest given their overall softer, yet still hateable personality. If they were from the northeast they would be labeled a dick. If they were from LA they would most likely be an asshole

Good for replacing first or last names, or both.

Well, Jerk Face threw the ball over the fence again. Now nobody can play

Jerk Face told everyone about his wedding. Didn't invite any of his friends. Been rubbing it in ever since.

Jerk Face by Blade the Babe April 24, 2017