jelmed

a man performing a sexual act upon a woman.

oh my god he's totally jelming that chick

how was last night? i jelmed my girlfriend twice

that guy jelmed me and never called me

jelmed by FarOutDadio November 17, 2009

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Jellydicking

Verb - Another way of saying you're bullshitting around, bored, or overall doing something other than what you're supposed to be doing.

First overheard during gym in high school while walking the track where the coach yelled out to the boys special ed class to quit jellydicking around and finish the lap already.

Hey man what are you up to?
Nothing, just jellydicking around at work.

Hey quit jellydicking around over there!

Jellydicking by danabdemented March 25, 2011

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Jelle

The Jelle is an amphibious lizard creature often found around swimming pools. Can run very fast, but, contrary to popular belief, is extremely slow in the water, having to take regular breaks to regain energy.

'Jelle?'

'JELLEEEEE'

Jelle by XxXsnelle420jelle69XxX April 18, 2017