Jared padalecki 

A Jared padalecki is a rare species of

half moose half Hansome god. You will see him mostly eating candy. He is secretly 5. He loves put prechewed gum on people's countertops so check him at the door. He delicate so protect him at all times. If you want to summon him you will need the following.

1. 2 cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato don't forget I repeat don't forget the mustart or it won't work

2. An nintendo switch or any type

3. Candy and about 3 pounds of it

4. His bff Jensen

Complete this steps and you can summon you a Jared padalecki

PS. Don't loose his shoe it makes him sad

That girl is being a Jared padalecki eating all that candy

Jared padalecki by Padalecki's army June 15, 2018

Jaded 

A state of disillusionment and sadness. You see through everything and have no illusions about what is true. So many negative things have happened that it becomes difficult to stay positive about what once gave you hope and joy. Sometimes you might think there's hope, but then more negative things happen in the aspect you are jaded in, and you become more jaded. This can be felt in many different aspects: Love, friendship, politics, trust, music, objects, etc.

Actions, people, places and things can all leave you jaded.

"She tried so hard but always failed in his eyes. She became jaded and stopped caring about him, but now she has no attraction to anyone else either once they get close to her or even attempt to."

or "She's SO jaded that she will never fall in love again. She can't, she sees through everyone and their intentions. Even her best friend wasn't there for her when she needed her most. Now she has no faith in anyone as a friend, how could she? No one has ever been there for her like she would be and has been for them."

or "She's jaded and alone, but she'll be fine, b/c she doesn't need anyone. Not for more than the basic necessities. She doesn't trust anyone with her heart anymore and is highly cautious of letting anyone in."

Or "She thought there would be a good candidate for once in the 2012 elections, but the primaries were rigged and she became jaded with the whole political charade"

or "She kept on buying headphones b/c one earbud would always give out. She began to expect it and figured it would always happen. She became jaded with cheap headphones. She bought a $20 pair that still work to this day, she will never get cheap ones again. And if she does, she knows what to expect" (lol)

Jaded by SophiNightBird September 8, 2015

jared kleinman 

An "insanely cool" guy who eats bath bombs.

"I'm at least sixty-percent sure that Jared Kleinman is gay for Evan Hansen."

"Hey, Connor! Loving the new haircut, very school shooter chic."

-Jared Kleinman

jared kleinman by whorecruxes June 1, 2017

jared from subway 

A creepy pervert who got and lost his career by trying to get into smaller pants

Man: My minds on your body and your body's only nine
Kid: don't be a Jared from subway

jared from subway by Tttthhhhhaaaaattttgggguuuuuyyy November 4, 2015

Jared Padalecki 

A very sexy actor with a nice body on him.
He was born July 19, 1982 in San Antonio, Texas.

He played Dean Forester in Gilmore Girls, Wade in House of Wax, Clay Miller in Friday the 13th, and more importantly, he plays Sam Winchester in Supernatural which comes on the CW on Fridays.

Girl 1: What are you watching?
Girl 2: Supernatural.
Girl 1: It looks creepy
Girl 2: No shit, it's about demons and the apocalypse
Girl 1: Then why are you watching it.
Girl 2: Okay, you see that long haired one?
Girl 1: Mhmm, he's hot.
Girl 2: His name is Jared Padalecki, HE'S why I'm watching this.
Girl 1: Dude, did he just take off his shirt?
Girl 2: GEEZUS!! *dies*

Jared Padalecki by TurboJetNinjaKitteh March 16, 2011

Jared Kleinman 

KiNkY

Evan Hansen: Has been... RoUgH
Jared Kleinman: KiNkY

Jared Kleinman by NoImNotAttractedToPans December 30, 2019

Jared Kleinman 

He is the insanely cool Jared Kleinman who eats bath bombs and loves the cronch

"the insanely cool Jared Kleinman
I think we should start to make him a part of this awesome friendship we have"

Jared Kleinman by Elevatornotworthy November 6, 2019