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Investigationgate

A disinformation tactic where political party A abuses of their newfound power to publicly accuse and investigate opposition party B for the crimes committed by political party A that subsequently got political party A into power in the first place.
Following their questionable 2022 midterm election victory, the GOP-controlled House commenced investigationgate against Democrats for accusations of election fraud, Hunter Biden’s Laptop, the war in Ukraine among a plethora of other previously planted mass-media conspiracies.
Investigationgate by Bobtom March 28, 2023

myspace investigation 

To find out details about somebody's life by looking at their myspace.
"I was wondering if Joe was still dating Jane, so I did some myspace investigation and found out they broke up."
myspace investigation by lc30890 October 13, 2008

Historical Investigation 

The worse possible project an IB student can be assigned. This enormously long and difficult project must be completed as part of the IB Topics of the 20th Century history course, or else you fail. It involves answering a specific research question of interest (well, really, who gives a fuck?) and poring through books and journal articles on the subject, therefore wasting an enormous part of the time you DON'T have as an IB student.
I hate the historical investigation. It shouldn't have the FIVE parts it contains, but rather be a single paper in which we are allowed to write more than 2000 words--if we need to

Paranormal investigation 

Done a shit load of this

Even before the spiritual reawakening

As I said ..

Sketchy behaviour

Poses questions

Sometimes you have to fuck yourself

To get said answers …

But … as long as you do

Maybe even worthy of the sacrifice

Luckily god/ spirt allows for mistakes .. chastity and atonement ….

Like for those who actually have a sense of decency and regret …
Paranormal investigation… this does not need investigation it’s all around us and some people lap it up … like cats and a saucer of milk …

Sexual investigation 

Noun- It basically means a slow, perverted version of sex.
Joe was creepy as fuck when he asked Taylor if he could go on a sexual investigation.

scooby-doo investigating

Seeing the obvious. Like figuring out the villan in a Scooby-doo cartoon episode in the first five seconds
With his incredible powers of scooby-doo investigating he figured out that the joke on him was an incredible burn.