incentive 

Something, such as the fear of punishment or the expectation of reward, that induces action or motivates effort.

Jake was promised free entry into the bar if he mowed the lawn for his neighbor.

incentive by Ryan Thompson July 19, 2004

Incentivize 

A corporate-jargon non-word meaning "motivate," coined in 1968. Some 10 years later, it was shortened to the equally annoying verb "incent." Unfortunately, both are recognized by both Merriam-Webster and the OED.

The only respectable form of the word is the noun "incentive."

I would like to motivate him to never say "incentivize" again by telling him I will rip his windpipe out of his throat the next time I hear him say it.

I hope everyone who says "incentivize" in earnest knows they come across as a jargon-spewing ahole.

Incentivize by StephakneeSays August 5, 2008

Fecal Incontinence 

The inability to control fecal matter from sliding out the anus and into the pant leg.

As a result of too much anal sex, the muscles used to keep the feces inside the rectum literally lose their "tread."

What it's like to have Fecal Incontinence

"Fuck you."
"No! Fuck you! You're adopted."
"Yeah, well, at least I don't shit my pants involuntarily."
".....You're adopted."

Fecal Incontinence by gwaijai June 12, 2009

incontibent 

When you can't control you bladder and or anal sphincter on account of excessive alcohol consumption.

Guy: Guys I can't make it tonight. I pregamed too hard and got incontibent.
Guy 2: Oh fuck, you need extra toilet papers?

incontibent by njriv June 19, 2016

incestive 

Another word for "incest". Fits more appropriatly when used in some sentences.

n00b: U r gay.

Older other: Shut the fuck up you incestive little shit. Go have a hot rump with your dad.

incestive by Owieman August 6, 2006

Incontinent S'more 

An incontinent smore is a typical smore with the chocalate exchanged with a peanut butter cup. When the assembly is pressed together during the final stage, the peanut butter cup oozes the brown peanut butter center giving the illusion of incontinence.

Hey guys gather around the campfire and let's make some incontinent s'mores!

Incontinent S'more by Kyle Clary October 4, 2008

incontinent

to lose control of your bodyily functions

i was wacked in the crotch and became incontinent

incontinent by Tom Ivens May 5, 2003