Hoobastank 

A Rock and Roll band that's really very bland. The next CREED. (Only they don't get the Creed offical Flag Award for SUCKING.) Despite that, they have the best Rock and Roll name since Uncle Cracker.

The Album is in a blank, all white CD holder with black text labeled "GENERIC ROCK."

Hoobastank by G-Union June 23, 2004

Hoobastank 

A band that is compared to Incubus by people who don't actually know anything about either band.

Hoobastank owns you all.

Hoobastank by JiaXue November 23, 2003

hoobastank 

besides being the name of a band, "hoobastank" is slang for "Whose butt stinks?"

"aw man! hoobastank?"

hoobastank by Chris May 13, 2005

hoobastank 

"The posterboy for faceless generic rock if not for the fact if you think about it, a posterboy can't be faceless."

A piece of shit band that is highly overrated by teens and girly-girls who seem to be in love with the band members. The Reason, almost as bad as the "Voice inside my YED" by Crap 182, is some bleeding heart song about

"I jus want u to knoowwwwwwwwww
I've found the reason for meeeeeeee
to change wut i use 2 beeeeeeeeee
a weezon to start over newwwwwwwwww
and the reason is uuuuuuuuuu"

It's basically the same thing over and over again very slowly. Down with Hoobastank. Bad music is a sin.

d00d: hay bitch ur the reason for me
d00d gf: omg u lisin 2 hoobasuck ur gay

hoobastank by ThaNeoGospel November 6, 2004

Hoobastank 

A band that has sucked so much cock that their name has now become a choice word for penis.

Man, Long Dong Silver has the biggest Hoobastnk i have ever seen!!

Hoobastank by SMQ April 25, 2005

hoobastank 

the technique of rippin a nasty one in the palm of one's hand, then sticking it under some unexpecting fools nose, thus letting him savor the flavor. also refered to as a "buttercup"

oh damn, i just got hoobastank'd

hoobastank by dave n' eddie September 1, 2004

hoobastank 

The members of the band seem to enjoy coming up with different definitions for the term, from a shoe lover to a person with a smelly butt, so there may be no official definition, at least as far as they're concerned.

There is no definition.

hoobastank by nowayman April 24, 2005