Wyatt Blue Grassi-Hoying

The adorable sphinx cat of Scott Hoying and Mitch Grassi, singers in the popular acapella group Pentatonix and owners of the youtube channel Superfruit.

Wyatt Blue Grassi-Hoying is the world's most adorable kitty on the face of the earth.

Wyatt Blue Grassi-Hoying by AlyTard2000 March 15, 2015

Hooking the Green 

A driving term for when someone wishing to turn left at an intersection quickly pulls through as soon as the light turns green, not allowing oncoming traffic going straight to clear first. This violates the right of way, is illegal and dangerous.

Sometimes it is used with the logic that it's better than you waiting for a whole line of cars to clear and potentially missing the light. Sometimes it is used because you're a douche.

The term is derived from golf; because a hook (as opposed to a slice) is when the ball takes a sudden undesirable left turn at the green.

I don't know, officer. I knew I had the right of way so I just went straight and t-boned the guy. I think he was Hooking the Green. When is that ambulance going to get here?

Hooking the Green by theWAREHOUSE May 6, 2010

Worm-Holing 

(Verb) The act of targeting an individual’s old Facebook posts with likes and/or irreverent comments with the express intention of causing minor irritation or slight amusement.

Not to be confused with Wormholing under any circumstances.

Luke enjoyed Worm-Holing Phillip whilst Phillip was off work.

Worm-Holing by Lucas Lucas April 28, 2015

Port Holing 

The act of two people, male or female in any combination, rubbing their anus' together for the purpose of sexual gratification.

My wife makes me take a shower to remove my duck butter before long sessions of port holing.

After a long workout there is nothing quite as gratifying as the sweet surrender of port holing my best friend.

Port Holing by blackpearl905 October 4, 2012

licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup 

an attempt at resolving/achieving something with less effort than is required for success with a high probability of the attempt proving futile and unpleasant

By attempting to throw the game disc into the console from the couch rather than standing up and putting it in, the lazy high-schooler was licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup.

licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup by NotAnEnglishMajor (or student) August 26, 2020

hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again 

a harry styles x louis tomlinson fan fiction that will break your soul <3

hey have you read, hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again?

hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again by eatcarrotswh0re September 7, 2020

Hosking 

Shit. To have the shits. Liquid fecal matter, often accompanied by malodorous gaseous emissions.

Hosking yeah! OR I can't come in to work today as my guts are all Hosking.

Hosking by FoxyLG June 11, 2015