hmp 

hit my penis

Yo gurl hmp, i know you want too

hmp by hmugirl July 12, 2011

hMp 

Used for describing a CS player with perfect awareness, aim and game sense.

"That guy just wiped a team by himself using only 5 bullets! He must be hMp!"

hMp by imhotep January 23, 2013

hmp 

Hit my pussy; say when ur horny but wanna be petty to “him”

Someone hmp tonight

hmp by Dr.dickel March 24, 2020

hmp 

Acronym for: Humping My Pillow

when someone is pushed to extreme boredom and has no one around to please them...

Yo so bored... hmp.

hmp by HMP_ALL_DAY69 May 16, 2011

HMP 

Hit my pineal gland

"Don't worry, I texted him to hmp when he finds the soup."

HMP by hillelatbucc May 13, 2018

HMP 

Hug Me Please

i feel very lonely, HMP

HMP by anonymous December 10, 2020

HMP 

Home made Patron - A mixture of cheap tequila and coffee liquer. Tastes just like the real deal without the hefty price tag.For added bonus, decanter into an empty bottle of Patron and party like a rock star.

Acountant : Hey Diddy! Good thing someone invented HMP. Now we can make decent Rap videos again and let all the props go crazy with the HMP, and still make a profit...
Diddy : Whatever holmes

HMP by littleneros June 16, 2010