Hippiecrite 

A person who preaches about conserving natural resources but drives a gas-guzzling car, takes 20 minute showers and leaves the lights pn when they leave their house.

Jim is such a hippiecrite.

Hippiecrite by s p a c e d o u t September 15, 2014

Hippiecrite 

Person of "hippie" culture who eats and lives all natural and judges others for eating junk food, but buys Molly and coke from the random, sweaty guy at the club

He's such a hippiecrite, he talks shit about Cheetos but just bought some sketchy Molly from some dude in the bathroom

Hippiecrite by Johny's Tsunami December 20, 2015

Hippiecrite 

A hippie who is a hypocrite. Baby boomer who used to be a hippie who was skeptical of big government, three letter agencies and big business, but now as grown ups, they eagerly embrace the things they were so skeptical of.

I saw my old hippie buddies Joan and Bob the other day. She's an exec at a big bank and he works for big pharma. They're total hippiecrites.

Hippiecrite by MuscleTeeth February 9, 2022

hippiecrite 

like a hypocrite. someone who talks all cool like they won't judge you and stuff but does, or says they smoke and don't, or vice versa. basically a fuckface.

"john is such a fucking hippiecrite. he's always on everyone not to smoke but i found like 30 roaches in his drawer."

hippiecrite by lauren August 30, 2003

hippycrite 

A fake hippy who complains about every polluting object known to man but uses the same products that they complain about.

Oh those awful cars but hey I just bought a Suburban! Check it out it has a V8!

hippycrite by Chris Walker October 29, 2004

hippycrite 

A fake hippy. Usually found playing hackey sack and getting stoned, a hippycrite is someone who moans at you for the products you buy or for 'killing the planet' then drives the half mile to KFC for some battery farmed chicken and drops the wrappers out the car window.

James is doing my head in, chatting shit about the environment when he goes on holiday every other day and his carbon footprint is about the size of a dinosaur. He's such a fucking hippycrite!

hippycrite by wassonthen February 28, 2011

Hippiecrit

Someone who speaks from a "woke" perspective but acts such that they defy their own view(s). - hypocrit but with a specifically "hippie" opinion.

Aw Albert was a real hippiecrit last night. How can he lecture us about how TV rots your brain when he's a soap actor... It was probs just the weed talking.

Hippiecrit by Jadu212 January 7, 2022