head high 

When you're so fucking retarded and think that you know everything, when in fact you're completly wrong.

person 1: Hey did you hear what miss lady said the other day? She said you could get high off hookah! Is that true??

person 2: NO thats not fucking true! Miss lady is so head high! Dont believe anything she tells you! She's delusional.

head high by godimsostupid February 26, 2011

high-headed 

for someone to believe they're something more than what they really are

why are you so high-headed about your job

high-headed by DWat October 28, 2013

High-Gloss Headache 

The headache that results when you use spray paint in an improperly ventilated area.

Guy: "I jus finished spray painting the wheels on my Galant. My head's throbbing though."

Other Guy: "Looks like you got the high-gloss headache dude."

Guy: "I know, totally worth it though."

High-Gloss Headache by B:A:B March 14, 2011

High-Beam Heads-Up

When you flash your high-beams at a passing car in order to warn them of (usually hidden) police presence nearby.

Jackie: Why'd that guy flash his high-beams at you?
Zach: He's giving me the high-beam heads-up. The 5-0 must be checking speeds up the street.

High-Beam Heads-Up by Andy Takai January 8, 2009

High Fructose Headache 

A glaggleland item that powers your mechanical ascension x setup where it is 10x but per density is 1x more and max is 1000x

"Oh boy! I can't wait to use my High Fructose Headache with 100 Density!"
Uwuwuwuwuwuwwuwuwuwu

High Fructose Headache by Lavilz January 19, 2023

Eureka RapidClean Pro Lightweight Cordless Vacuum Cleaner, High Efficiency Powerful Digital Motor LED Headlights, Convenient Stick and Handheld Vac, Essential, Blue 

Efficient Cordless Cleaning: Powered by the latest motor technology the Rapid Clean makes cleaning convenient and thorough
40 Minutes Long Lasting Runtime: Up to 40 min of fade-free runtime. Easily switch to MAX power on fingertip controls to increase suction for better cleaning on carpet and rugs
Easy Rest Feature: Need to take a break? The specially designed Easy Rest nook allows you to safely prop the vacuum up on countertops and furniture
Under Furniture Reach: We moved the dust cup to the front so you can lay the vacuum completely flat to reach under beds and furniture with ease
LED Headlights: Bright beams light the way so you can see dust and debris that might otherwise have been missed and make cleaning under furniture much easier

Oh man, I can't wait to get home and use my Eureka RapidClean Pro Lightweight Cordless Vacuum Cleaner, High Efficiency Powerful Digital Motor LED Headlights, Convenient Stick and Handheld Vac, Essential, Blue to clean my dog's shit.

Eureka RapidClean Pro Lightweight Cordless Vacuum Cleaner, High Efficiency Powerful Digital Motor LED Headlights, Convenient Stick and Handheld Vac, Essential, Blue by SuperSamboy May 29, 2020

Headache High

A headache high is when your head hurts so bad that you begin to act loopy or feel as if you are high off your own headaches.

Man, I feel so bad I think I have a headache high.

Headache High by zzz134340 January 6, 2022