dad-gummit 

"gumming" something was a reference to chewing on something, popularly it used to be a reference to toothless old hillbilly men arguing with each other. Today it's used as a term of disgust, along the line as, "oh, for Pete's Sake!", or, "For crying out loud!". It's proper use is more along the lines of, "shut up!" as in, "go chew on something to keep your mouth busy so you're not bothering me."

"Dad gum it and leave me alone." (Dad-gummit, leave me alone!)

dad-gummit by Alastonia Dubhlinn October 13, 2006

dad-gummit 

What you say instead of "dammit" if you're a huge fagbate and fuck little boys.

The bathroom is closed, dad-gummit.

dad-gummit by JayBone January 6, 2005

gummied 

to drape one's limp penis over a sleeping friends forehead, nose, ear, etc. so that it resembles laying a gummy worm across the sleeping individual. Bonus points are awarded for creativity, such as painting the penis prior to placement.

Hey, why is he so pissed?
I just gummied him, he woke up with my inch worm on his eye lid.
God damn you. That's the 3rd time you've gummied me this week!

gummied by mchayden35 September 8, 2010

Dog Gammit 

If you feel bad about using the lords name in vain, why not use a bit of word play and make yourself feel a bit better!

(Person 1) You sunk my battleship

(Person 2) Dog Gammit

Dog Gammit by OwenMillCtown July 13, 2012

Gumpit

A fat potato-like baby

Wow !that gumpit is huge!

Is your gumpit a boy or a girl?

Gumpit by Datishat June 4, 2018

Gummiberry Juice 

Juice that gave fictional characters from an 80's show called "Gummibears". If the juice was consumed by a human or Orge, they will temporary have super strength.

After he drank that gummiberry juice, he was bouncing here, there, and everywhere.

Gummiberry Juice by Ole boy April 2, 2008

gummint 

the government as most people pronounce it here in the uess of aye.

dubyu promised less taxes and less gummint.

gummint by Yoova September 17, 2006