gropple

(verb).

1. To be distracted while operating a motor vehicle, causing you to momentarily lose control.

2. The act of steering a vehicle in motion while simultaneously pushing buttons, turning dials, reaching around on the floor for a dropped item, applying make-up, checking nose for boogers, fumbling with a cell phone, or anything else considered to be a diversion from concentrating on the road, which briefly impairs the ability to operate an automobile.

If you gropple in a car, you might get a citation.

I hit the tree head-on because I was groppling for a CD.

gropple by Looneytunez March 3, 2008

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Groppler

To Masturbate on to ones faeces in a non toilet bowl based environment.

'Barnard curled out a log cabin and then proceeded to execute his finest Groppler to date on top' Cynthia exclaimed "that is by far the best groppler I have come across since Thursday week"

Groppler by cheesetits April 26, 2007

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gropple

verb,noun.continuous gurgling and popping sound.

Sound produced by a furiously percolating coffee machine.
eg."My Coffee machine gropples loudly".

gropple by Wlm Wheed May 8, 2005

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Grappledigenuinous

1. Sincere dual hook or hold of something or someone;

2. fixed secure hold at two points, unlikely to give way

3. dual grasp connected in a determined and unshakable way

After Toms child and wife approached, with his arms he was grappledigenuinous. (both arms sincerly holding them)

Grappledigenuinous by mdboze October 12, 2009