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Graphic Designer 

noun: An under-paid, under-employed, and under-appreciated creative professional known for their keen sense of "what looks right visually". A very opinionated and possibly unemployed person.
My boyfriend said your website sucks. He's a Graphic Designer.

You used 'Helvetica' on your business card? As a Graphic Designer, I must say that your choice is very sterile and cliché. You probably won't get any business.
Graphic Designer by 77jim April 8, 2011

graphic card 

computer hardware device which takes the overload of the graphic processing from the processor to itself. it also has a video memory which stores the graphic content to be displayed on the monitor.

The hardware that changed the PC gaming market.
Indian boy : papa i want a 9800 gtx graphic card in my PC.

Indian father : hey PC was for your studies i think.

Indian boy : yes with a graphic card i can do my study work in an "graphic intense" way and i will be doing my home work in a more helping user friendly environment.

Indian father : oh then i will buy u the latest one son.

Indian boy : i love you papa

Indian father : oh son

Indian boy : (evil smile)
graphic card by stasis911 May 27, 2009
n. 1) t-shirt that has a mess of colors and irregular designs by designers like Affliction, Ed Hardy, etc; 2) Standard clothing article worn by Douche bags; 3) "Douche Bag Tag" 4) Flag raised in honor of douche bag Solidaity 5) The American Football fan's other shirt.
graphic-t by despot ruler January 20, 2010

Graphic Novel 

"Graphic Novel" is basically a comic book. Graphic Novel is the term mainly used by adults to make comics seem less childish
Person A - You like the Sin City graphic novels?
Person B - Dunno I just watched the movie!
Graphic Novel by Rachaell September 7, 2005

Graphic designer 

An individual who does precise guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
Graphic designer by #Magikarp November 7, 2019

graphic novel 

what hipsters, idiots, and the media use to attempt to sound high brow about reading/discussing comic books, but in reality is a term describing a specific format of comic book. that form being an over-sized self-contained single original story (as opposed to a typical single issue or collection of old single issues).
proper: hey, did you read the new Will Eisner graphic novel? you know the one that actually says graphic novel on it and everything?

improper: X-Men is my favorite graphic novel!
graphic novel by Raspina July 5, 2012