Gordie Howe Sex Club

Gordie Howe played pro hockey in parts of 5 decades. The Gordie Howe Sex Club is when you have sex with people born in five different decades.

"Hey, I saw you hitting on that cougar chick last night, what was with that?"
"It was perfect, she was born in 1959, so now I can punch my membership in the Gordie Howe Sex Club."
"Sweet, I guess I have to wait until 2018 to get mine."

Gordie Howe Sex Club by Doc Irysch May 27, 2013

godisnowhere 

A psychological word puzzle, which changes meaning depending on where you choose to put the spaces. People think your first understanding of it shows your view or belief about God.

Ie godisnowhere could be read as 'god is nowhere' or 'god is now here'.

godisnowhere by gwynz August 21, 2011

gordildo 

A large phallic gord used by a female to insert into her vagina to pleasure herself

Mary was so horny last night she went outside and got a 12 inch gordildo to pleasure herself with.

gordildo by djack199 September 11, 2011

cheesy gordita crunch 

1.) a tasty snack available at taco bell consisting of a soft, warm gordita shell, connected via cheese to a crunchy corn tortilla shell, filled with beef, lettuce, cheese, and a special sauce.

2.) a standard unit of betting in some social circles. a bet becomes official once a quantity of cheesy gordita crunches has been offered as a bet, and a handshake has followed. the winner of the bet may redeem his/her cheesy gordita crunch during the subsequent trip to taco bell.

1.) man, I could really go for a cheesy gordita crunch right now!

2.)
jon: dude, there's no way that's gonna float.
david: are you kidding me? it's definitely gonna float.
jon: I'll bet you a cheesy gordita crunch that it won't, bitch!

cheesy gordita crunch by David October 11, 2007

Gorodischer

A family with 6 to many girls in a family.

girl #1: How many siblings do you have?

girl #2: I have gorodischer!!

Gorodischer by Girl with Gorodischer family November 7, 2011

gorditas

Spanish term for chubby young women

Beautiful gorditas on the beach

gorditas by bikestud May 4, 2014

Goddish 

Something that is like God, but cannot be called that due to religious reasons.

Damn, this new sHEAVY album is Goddish.

Goddish by Christopher J. Ferguson December 9, 2002