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to absolutely EAT UP in the sense that there have been no crumbs left; you slayed so incredibly hard girlie
Did you see her outfit today? It looked so good - she literally gobbled!!
gobbled by evermore_1313 February 22, 2024

Gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence 

1. To felate and swallow the ejaculate.

2. To suck a penis and swallow the sperm/cum.
I took that girl from the bar home last night and she gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence on the way there in my car.

Gobbled Dasperate 

A word used to define "cobbled deepslate" when TommyInnit neglects the ability to read while stressing out over a temporary SMP.
British child: Okay, we're y-11 we're y-11 could get *diamonds* WOAH WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS SH*T ~gobbled dasperate~ dep-deep dasprate?
Sneeg: Deepslate?

Child: Okay, well, whatever guys it's not a competition we are gonna be here for a MONTH.
Gobbled Dasperate by Shellypog June 22, 2021

Gobbled-up-gobbledygookies 

another term for Gobbledygook (Random unintelligible jargons)
Your thesis' full of gobbled-up-gobbledygookies!

schlong gobbled 

Eager to provide oral service to a cock(s).

Not stopping until all parties involved are satisfied
I sure schlong gobbled that redneck cowboy last night.
schlong gobbled by Throbbin_Rob November 9, 2019

Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick
Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon