Uri Gellar 

What the hell?
He loves to bend spoons, why doesn't he just shove it up his ass!
Telepathic bastard.

Uri (in dumbass foreign/english voice) - how old is that dog? i think no i can sense that he is nine years old.
Some girl - The dog is three years old.

Uri Gellar by GirlSkater January 30, 2004

uri gellar 

uri gellar is a motherf**king spoon lover HEHE

omg u r a spoon lover

uri gellar by C@RL November 12, 2003

Sarah Michelle Gellar 

Sarah Michelle Gellar (a.k.a. "The Duchess"): a second-rate actress with delusions of grandeur and an ego way out of proportion to her talent and stature.

"I'll kiss anything. Guys, girls...dogs."
- Sarah Michelle Gellar

"Being a teen idol is what I've waited for my whole life."
- Sarah Michelle Gellar

Sarah Michelle Gellar by watcher350 June 6, 2005

monica geller 

An awesome character on the super popular hit TV show Friends. A sexy, gorgeous brunette with OCD who has a burning desire to keep things clean. Passionate, devoted, loving and a terrific chef,her apartment is one of the central areas of the show and the Friends gang always gathers there. Married to Chandler Bing and adopted two children - Jack and Erica (twins). Younger sister of Ross Geller.

Played by the insanely hot Courteney Cox.

Monica Geller : Oh look honey! Someone finally submitted a definition about me!

Chandler Bing : That's great sweetie! It was about time anyway...

Monica Geller : I KNOW!!

monica geller by Mr.Bamboozle May 17, 2012

gelareh 

nickname for a clever, cute, intelligent, gorgeous girl with a great personality.

Man, I'm so glad I met her, she's such a gelareh.

gelareh by hearstin September 25, 2010

uri geller smeller 

A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.

Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been a Uri Geller Smeller incident! Give it 20 minutes if I were you."

uri geller smeller by bromp March 19, 2008

Julia Gillard 

1. A liar.

Julia Gillard: Good morning, everyone.
Rest of the room: *checks watches to confirm that it is, in fact, morning*

Julia Gillard by Genericnessia October 14, 2011