Molecular gaystronomy 

Is a scientific discipline that studies the physical and chemical processes that occur during homosexual oral sex. Molecular gaystronomy seeks to investigate and explain the chemical reactions behind various types of anal and penis munching, as well as the social, artistic and technical components of gay oral sex phenomena in general.

Steve: Oh boy! you really sucked the life out of me this time
Franck: I know, its thanks to those molecular gaystronomy courses I have been attending at NYU

Molecular gaystronomy by bergali September 3, 2010

gastrognome 

A connoisseur of fine food and wine, who is small and ugly.

Michael Winner.

Michael Winner: Waiter! This steak is diabolical. It is clearly medium rare when I specified medium! The pasta course was unimaginative and barely tepid, and as for the soup, it was redolent of a Montmartre fille du joie's vaginal secretions after a hard night's work.

Waiter: What do you expect in a Travelodge? Bloody gastrognome. *spits on desert*

gastrognome by jwgrooves March 20, 2011

gastrononscriptophobia 

The fear of waiters not recording your order in writing (usually experienced in better restaurants). This condition may persist even when an order is accurately delivered.

I don't want ice in my coke, but my waiter has failed to write down my order, so I'm suffering a bout of acute gastrononscriptophobia.

gastrononscriptophobia by Rabelais October 28, 2008

astronomer 

Someone who does it all night.

Girl #1: I met this guy Friday night and we went at it until sunrise.

Girl #2: He must have been an astronomer.

astronomer by AbnormalBoy September 15, 2004

Braille astronomer 

One who studies heavenly bodies by touch.

I'm am a braille astronomer and I want to touch you.

Braille astronomer by superyouper October 31, 2005

Gastronomic Singularity 

A person who is capable of eating way more food than external appearances would suggest.

A remorseless eating machine.

This is a modification of the astronomy term describing the center of a black hole, wherein space/time curvature becomes infinite. The infinite mass of the singularity sucks in all sufficiently near victims.

At 5'8" and 165 lbs, Takeru Kobayashi is a gastronomic singularity as evidenced by his eating 64 hot dogs in ten minutes.

Gastronomic Singularity by HHMTB June 2, 2010

Gashstronome 

An expert in the art of dining out on clunge.

"he licked me out good and proper, he was quite the gashstronome"

Gashstronome by Normy75 June 15, 2013