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Fucktardia 

Fucktardia is a far-off, magical land filled with wonderous works of stupidity, and great triumphs of brianlessness.

To get there, one must sail across the sea of stupidity, journey through the facepalm forest, climb the mountains of dumbassery, cross the river of retardation, and you will come upon the land of Fucktardia.

Fucktardia has a diverse and surprisingly large population. The largest city in the land of Fucktardia is its capitol; Fucktardingtonsworthingham.

The great city of Fucktardingtonsworthingham is a beautiful city, with many famous landmarks, including the Cathedral of Atheism, the Sara Palin monument, and, most importantly, the palace of the king of Fucktardia.

The king of Fucktardia is descended from a royal line of only the most stupid, null-minded, mind-bogglingly fucktarded. It is law, however, that if one can prove himself more fucktarded than the king, they will be crowned king of Fucktardia. George W. Bush did so in 2003.

The people of Fucktardia are called Fucktards, who speak Fucktarded, which is a language very similar to english, but lacks grammatical structure or proper syntax. 99% of the population practices the religion of Fucktardary. The other religion practiced by the remaining 1% is Atheism, because everyone knows that it's a religion. (Duh)
a. I just got back from my vacation in Fucktardia.

b. How was it?

a. Very enlightening. I'm thinking about going into politics.

Fucktardistan 

A region in the U.S. that consists of Washington state, Oregon, California, and Hawaii that is so fucked up that it should just split away from the rest of America. People there have their heads so far up their asses that they cannot see. WA is northern Fucktardistan, OR is central Fucktardistan, CA is southern Fucktardistan, and HI are the islands of Fucktardistan.
"I'm so glad I finally got out of northern Fucktardistan"

"Oh shit, here comes a Fucktardistanian. Guess I better start waving LGBTQ signs around or they'll throw rocks through my windows."

"Washington? No, you mean northern Fucktardistan."
Fucktardistan by Queen011CatFury February 10, 2023

Fucktardizard 

1: The final evolution stage of the Pokemon Charmander.

2: A noticeably un-retarded dickhole that becomes retarded by bathing in their own douchebaggery; one level of douchbaggery above a fucktard.
1: Ash's Charizard evolved into Fucktardizard.

2: Kevin is such a goddamn fucktardizard...!
Fucktardizard by The LittleRoche October 14, 2008

Fucktardian Cunt Waffle 

When somebody who does somthing unimaginably fuck tarded.
“I can’t belive you recked my truck you Fucktardian Cunt Waffle” or

“You are a fucktardian cunt waffle”

Fucktardistan 

1. A country so backward and so full of fucktards that military intervention, humanitarian aid and infrastructure repair can't even help it's citizens pull their heads out of their asses.
My buddy's National Guard unit just shipped out for Fucktardistan. I only hope he doesn't get taken out by an I.F.D.(Improvised Fucktard Device)!

Homo Sapien Fucktardis 

It is the scientific name for the plague/group of people known as "fucktards" that seems to be spreading amongst the youth of the Western hemisphere, these people have a tendency to have a Second Year of Secondary School state of maturity, and are stuck like this for the rest of their life. They are also the people who take your order and then fuck it up.
Anya: Some fucking chav thought it would be funny to stick gum in my library book so now I have to pay a fine that will make me and my family even more in the gutter. He is now considered a Homo Sapien Fucktardis since he's a frig gen collage student.