Fuckitupism 

1. The philosophy of fucking up in everything you do.

2. when the road goes on forever and the fucking up never ends

3. The ability of messing up every single good thing in life.

4. Another way of saying a person is a failure.

5. A philosophy followed by a cursed fool.

Dude: What the fuck is wrong with him man ? I heard his new wife chocked while giving him a blowjob on their first night and he got fired from work the next morning as her dad was his boss.

Dude 2:What can i say ,he has mastered the sacred art of Fuckitupism.

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Fuckitupism by zingeraddict October 1, 2011

Fuckitupism 

1.The philosophy of fucking up in everything you do.

2.The ability of messing up every single good thing in life.

3.Another way of saying a person is a failure.

3.A philosophy followed by a cursed fool.

Dude: What the fuck is wrong with him man ? I heard his new wife chocked while giving him a blowjob on their first night and he got fired from work the next morning as her dad was his boss.

Dude 2:What can i say ,he has mastered the sacred art of Fuckitupism.

Fuckitupism by zingeraddict October 13, 2011

fuckedupitude 

a unit of measure used to determine level of stupidity in a given situation

from the Latin ~fukduptudum, originally coined by Socrates

This situation is displaying a high level of fuckedupitude.

fuckedupitude by Barney Rubble March 31, 2005

Fuckedupity 

-(ness)
Desc.pronoun
Describing someone who is an uppity, narcissistic person but in such a way where they cannot see how fucked up they themselves are.

Susan says her life is perfection, but with her alcoholism, she doesn't notice the level of her fuckedupity-ness

Fuckedupity by Ty'Nitesh September 8, 2019

fuckeduposis 

1. An umbrella term used to describe the feeling of being hopeless

2. A condition where there is too much shit wrong with someone for them to be fixed

Carl: Yo bro what's on the schedule for today?

Jake: We have 8 hours of lecture
Carl: shit, you just gave me fuckeduposis

fuckeduposis by carl4545453234 November 14, 2021

fuckedupest 

The most fucked up of situations.

This is the most fuckedupest situation ever. - most men dealing with women.

fuckedupest by Styed September 15, 2017

fuckedupishness 

The quality or state of being somewhat messed up, wrong, or in disarray.

After reviewing the team's hasty attempt at fixing the software bug, Jane sighed and commented on the overall 'fuckedupishness' of their solution, suggesting they take a more systematic approach next time.

fuckedupishness by Yakety Yak September 22, 2023