Snizzle Footed

Term used for being drunk or intoxicated.

Man, I was straight snizzle footed last night.

Snizzle Footed by JT Return of the Mack 9797 February 27, 2011

heavy footed 

A person who clomps around like a fucking elephant

Why can't you concentrate?

Because they keep walking through the office too heavy footed!

heavy footed by lizza08230 January 8, 2016

goofy footed 

To ride a board of sport with a unique stance, leading with your right foot. (Despite what people might think, there is no correlation from being goofy footed to being left handed.)

Snowboard rental shop clerk: "Are you regular or goofy footed?"

goofy footed by www.goofyfooted.com July 9, 2011

flat-footed 

Flat-footed: Slow, behind the times, stupid, dull, dumb. Not fast enough to "catch up".

Jim was caught flat-footed in his response to the question regarding the latest techno gizmo's.

flat-footed by Douglas Schmidt June 17, 2008

Boogie Footed 

1. When you scratch that pussy so good it makes that foot boogie.

2. Walking like you just got fucked good.

When I get down that girl be boogie footed in no time.

Boogie Footed by Boogiefootedbitch July 5, 2016

Little Footed 

It's when a handsome fellow says something amazing. It's an overwhelming feeling like everything good in life, so good you stop breathing for a minute and smile from ear to ear and nothing comes out of your mouth but gibberish =

He said I was the frosting on the cupcake of the world, and i totally little footed!

Little Footed by Shawna Reilly February 8, 2008

Red-Footed FoxTrout 

Widely known to smoke crack and meth all day and rob you your daddy and his penniless pops for all your worth.

He has been known to cause every noise you cannot explain. He also eats small children.

He already stole your bitch.
Warning: Very violent if he doesn't take his medication.

There is only one in existence and he is known to reside some where near 111 south.

Guy 1: "What the fuck was that noise?"

Guy 2: "Dunno, must be the Red-Footed Foxtrout kicking the shit out of your bitch."

Guy 1: "How the hell did he get in my house?"

Guy 2: "How the fuck should I know? He smokes crack...."

Red-Footed FoxTrout by Bongjizzle October 28, 2010