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Flowering Cactus 

when you are fucking a woman in the woods, you pull out, grab a handful of pine needles, throw them on your dick, shove it back in, and start fucking her again. (Usually done to end a relationship when words arent enough)
Dude, did you really give your girl the Flowering Cactus?

Fuck yeah, I did!

Fuck, didn't that hurt?

Not nearly as much as having to spend another fucking moment with her. What an annoying bitch!
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she's flowering the flowers 

oh fuck, did I just say flowering the flowers? mork panicked

a mistake mark made in mark and johnny's camping vlive
oh she's flowering the flowers oh okay i get it

fruitless flowering tree 

when you have to swear about someone/something when it’s an inappropriate time and/or place, use this term.
Alex is being such a fruitless flowering tree!

Flowting 

A rapper's impeccable flow that is in perfect synergy with the beat, allowing you to almost take any part of it and make it into a seamless loop.
A "floating" flow.
Person 1: Yo, Eminem was literally flowting in that fast rapping part of the Gnat song.
Person 2: IKR, flow so smooth like a floating Buddha.
Flowting by DigitalShady December 20, 2020

When the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home 

Having Anal Intercourse while a girl is on her period.
Joe: I really wanna fuck Joanna, but she's on her period

Fred:Well, you know what they say, when the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home.

Joe: I better bring lube.

Back Flowing 

A form of enema play and/or BDSM activity whereby an enema is administered by an individual to a willing partner. A standard, over the counter, saline solution enema with nozzle delivery system is utilized. When Back Flowing, the enema nozzle is inserted into the anus and the solution is discharged deep into the recipient's bowel for pleasure. Contrary to normal enema administration, in Back Flowing, the nozzle is not removed from the anus. The nozzle remains inserted into the rectum while the enema solution is held by the recipient. Once the recipient is ready to release or given permission to expel the contents from their body, the bowels are loosened and the solution is then forced or back flowed into the original enema solution bottle.
Frank's girlfriend was into water sports as well as some kinky BDSM involving enema play. She enjoyed the full feeling in her bowels and ultimately the release. She recently begin incorporating Back Flowing into their play. They both enjoyed watching the wet and wild outward flow.

flowergnf5 

One of my super cool mutuals! - from ashiri_milk
"dude have you seen flowergnf's new video?" "yeah because im cool" "are you talking about flowergnf5? Thats one of the coolest mutuals ashiri has"
flowergnf5 by Ashiri August 31, 2021