Faite Williams

The BEST and most UNSTOPPABLE basketball player on the planet.

Did you see the PVAMU game last night, Faite Williams scored 500 points

Faite Williams by SomTingWongWitPussy April 19, 2020

Flatterfotze 

A german word do describe a very loose vagina.

Alter, gestern Abend die hatte eine richtig krasse Flatterfotze

Flatterfotze by Catch2425 June 12, 2019

Dick Flattening 

Dick Flattening refers to a type of cock and ball torture which involves flattening one's penis via placing it between two flat surfaces and applying pressure to it.

- Babe! It's 4pm, time for your dick flattening!
- Yes honey.

Dick Flattening by dbgrd April 30, 2021

flatter than your momma's chest 

An insult used to describe how flat something is.

From the movie Smokey and the Bandit Part 3
(Examining the flat tire on their car)
Junior: It's flat Daddy.
Buford T Justice: Flatter than your momma's chest.

flatter than your momma's chest by Turkey Dump April 12, 2016

flattery 

Insincere praise to a person or topic in order to achieve something, usually to further one's own interests.

"Hey Linda, you hair is the best in the world!"
"Quit with the flattery, you won't get far by lying to people"

flattery by SwagBit March 8, 2019

cirque du flate 

A maneuver in which you exple flattace while performing a a 360 jump. The fart must start and end while in the air, no exceptions. If the participant farts on landing, it does not count and you are a complete loser. And you probably shit your pants. It requires exceptional anus control. It is an expert level dance move. The IOC is considering this as a pointable move for balance beam gymnastics.

Did that guy just perform a cirque du flate?

He is awesome.

cirque du flate by Jaydizzy7 October 10, 2012

flatearther 

A person that believes the earth is flat. A flatearther believes NASA is a government agency that hides the truth of the flat earth with lies, fake photos, and videos of space. One believes the sun and moon are directly overhead with a diameter of roughly 30-70 miles across. Flathearther's typically suffer from the Dunning-Kruger effect.

Joe is now a flatearther after watching a bunch of youtube videos. He believes the world is flat.

flatearther by RickTheBrick23 July 8, 2019