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Fineass Major 

An extremely attractive person.

Most commonly used in the context of an educational institution in which students declare a "major," so this term can be used openly, since it sounds so much like "Finance Major."
Dude 1: Dude, Kelly's a total Fineass Major!

Dude 2: Totally!

Kelly: Actually, I'm an Enginerd.

Dude 1: *whispers to dude 2* no, actually you're a fineass major.
Fineass Major by Thornbrow April 4, 2008
When you go to Taco Bell and your smomach starts bubbling and you have massive diarrhea. After you stand up and your ass is burning, the sensation is known as "fire ass".
You: Dude, that Taco Bell tasted so good last nite
Me: I dunno, man it didn't agree with me. Yo, that shit give me fire ass!
fire ass by Dave516 March 13, 2008
Eating lots of spicy food then burning your ass hole while shitting.
Mike: "I had fire ass the other day."

Alex: "oh did you eat an entire bag of flaming hot cheetos."
Fire ass by gray dude March 10, 2014

FirePass 

FirePass is a security SSL VPN concetrator device.
I use the FirePass to work from home.
I use the FirePass by typing the URL in my browser.
The FirePass keeps my connection from home to work secure.
SSL-VPN is better and easier than IPSEC VPN.
FirePass by rrutia August 19, 2009
A combination of the words forehead and headass. It’s used when you can’t decide to call someone a forehead or a headass, or when your friend either says or does something dumb.
Friend: “I’ll just drive us home.”
You: “You don’t have a license, foreass.”
foreass by CpSkeletor July 21, 2021
giving, loving, sensitive, fire-ass, assfir
u're a gift firass! thanx!
Firass by mesmerizing_eyes September 28, 2004