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Fender Bender 

When your not a BACKPACK RIDER, your a Fender Bender...

Noun. (1) A person that bumps into people constantly (3 or more) while in a crowded hallway. (2) Someone who steps on your shoes and messes them up, whether its denting them or just dirtying them up.

Verb. To Fender Bend or Fender Bending

Scott: Yo, Esther, you fender bender. Hop off my swag and stop fender bending me, my shoes are getting dirty.

Esther: MONG! I didn't fender bend you, you stupid backpack rider!

Fender Bender 

1: Somebody who destroyed his guitar in such a dumb way that it is inplayable.
2: Somebody who plays any song that has also been played on the Disney Channel an a guitar.
3: Somebody who has sexual intercourse with a guitar.
4: A collision between motor vehicles that produces minor damage.

Fender stands for a very common brand of guitars.
Rape is Rape. Or REAP for the people who are more linguistique.
Dude, I played some Jonas Brothers on my guitar last night.

Jesus man, total fender bender.
Fender Bender by casdebom April 25, 2010

fender bender 

sucking dong and jerking 2 others as one man rubs his ass on the back of your head
"After the fender bender she has to wash her hair hardcore."
fender bender by kenny b October 11, 2006

fender bender 

The act of a person turning the speed of their machine "vibrator mechanism" to its max or past max speed thus causing a rash or ripping of the ass or pussy. It can also be caused by the inserting of a massive cock into a tight organ.
Dude she was drunk she accidentally caused a fender bender now she cant put out for a month!!!

fender bender 

hard-ass butt sex that sometimes "bends your fender"
Oh my god, he gave it to me so hard last night, i think he gave me a fender bender!
fender bender by KnutterKrabs March 4, 2004

Fender Bender 

Bro she totally got fender bendered, her ass is so fat now.
Fender Bender by almightyzae May 23, 2015