Fatting out 

Being lazy and doing nothing, but enjoying the fact that you are -in fact- doing nothing; probably getting fatter because of it too.

"we are just fatting out tonight; watching a movie on DVD and eating some pizza. doing nothing but let it all fat out."

Fatting out by Slothy McSloth June 29, 2008

Fetzering 

Noun: 1. The act of making an unfounded or unsubstantiated claim.
2. In philosophy, a method of debate or discussion based of the premise of: I think, therefore I am. I think you're wrong. therefore you are.
3. The act of disagreeing by employing rancor, name calling, ad hominem attacks or straw man argument.

Etymology: Fetzering began in earnest in the late 1960's, being implemented by a JFK conspiracy theorist and has since expanded it's use in the 9/11 debate arena.

1. Without evidence your claim is simple fetzering.

2. He should rely on his data instead of fetzering.

Fetzering by bpete1969 February 19, 2013

fustering 

to incite arguments by incessant badgering and passive aggressive behavior.

people found his constant fustering of others tiresome and childish

fustering by jack_hammer December 7, 2015

Dick Flattening 

Dick Flattening refers to a type of cock and ball torture which involves flattening one's penis via placing it between two flat surfaces and applying pressure to it.

- Babe! It's 4pm, time for your dick flattening!
- Yes honey.

Dick Flattening by dbgrd April 30, 2021

Fostering 

When you simp so hard, you can't end a platonic friendship with your crush.

"I thought Francesca didn't want to be friends with Jacob anymore"
"Nah bro, hes fostering so hard she forgave him"

Fostering by Ben Benkins February 6, 2020

fartening 

something not only fattening but gives you gas as well.

Dude-- eating too much spaghetti can be fartening....

fartening by rustyn January 13, 2008

fartening 

something that makes you fart, as opposed to "fattening" being something that makes you fat.

don't eat beans before a date, because they are fartening.

fartening by chuckybubbles April 7, 2009