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Fuckin' Fake Humanitarian hoe 

A person who acts as if they're a humanitarian
Kourtney: Kim, there's people that are dying.

*7 or 8 years later*

Kim: ...Fuckin' fake humanitarian hoe. I actually do shit for the world and fucking fake it all day long and act like Oh, there's people dying Kim(Mocking Kourtney). And what the fuck are doing about it. So shut the fuck up.
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fake ass booty sucking hoe 

A girl or guy who is fake and likes to suck a lot of booties.
Brandy sucked my booty and all my friends she's such a fake ass booty sucking hoe.

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Fake Hoeism 

The art of teasing men to think they will get some when in fact you know damn well you ain’t about that life and you finna tell him to leave you the fuck alone.

Can be compared to heavy teasing with no intention to go through the actual act!

Blue Ball Merchants!
Stef: Yo! That dude you were kissing... are you finna go home with him or is Eddie and I driving you back?

Alanna: The lame dude? HELL NO! That was just me on some FAKE HOEISM! Let’s dip before he comes back.
Fake Hoeism by eddiemagic7 July 22, 2019

fake ass hoes 

noun.
the bane of normal people's existences.
their unfortunate presence in the world causes terrible demise. i actually hope everyone of these people die.
Sentence: Damn, Them Fake ass hoes be riding my dick 24/7.

Sentence: Fake ass hoes were in my house and at the movies today, i really hope they blow up.
fake ass hoes by GentileFreaker February 20, 2009

fake ass hoes

“A collection of 2+ hoes that display unrelenting distrust and unworthiness. As a group they show no signs of genuine loyalty or authenticity, they’ll hype you up to your face and go ghost when it actually matters. Masters of performative support and selective memory when convenient.”
Ebi and Ma refused to comment on my hairstyle after I asked for their opinions, those are some fake ass hoes.

Fake Two Face Hoes 

When their supposed to be your friend and they turn out to be one of them fake hoes.And then you expose they ass for being fake as fuck.
Like I don’t need you fake two face hoes in my life.