A group, consisting of at least
3 little
people, also known as midgets. A fiddle faddle is a very
rare occurrence in the modern world, thus viewing such a group should be celebrated and documented.
Be careful...a fiddle faddle is nothing to mess with. Be sure to wear approrpate shin and foot protection when encountering such a group, as they are most commonly known to be aggressive. Spotters most frequently report injuries sustained from the elusive fiddle faddle including bitten and bruised shins, as well and mangled
toes, and sometimes even a
head-butted groin.
If you can capture a picture of a fiddle faddle in the wild, you must report it to national geographic and post it on as many social networking sites as possible, to share your find with the rest of the world. (you might get some good money for it, ooooo!)
Good places to
spot a fiddle faddle of midgets include: in and around circuses, las vegas, hollywood, the great plains of Africa, and in choice locations around
europe and
alaska. (eskimo fiddle faddles are an endangered species).
On a safari:
Ryan: "
Hey, did you see that herd of elephants?"
Katie: "No, I was too busy tracking the fiddle faddle. A most incredible experience...there were over fifty midgets frolicking in the tall
grass...simply amazing!!!!"
Ryan: "Wow, I
hope you got them on camera...nobody is going to believe you."
Katie: "Of course I did"
