Facepressing 

Using Facebook to make yourself seem cooler than you actually are in real life as a means to impress. A person may facepress through:
-Statuses that exist purely for self glorification
-Comments designed to make he or she seem smart and/or hip/horny
-Pictures of them doing cool activities with friends (possibly staged for maximum coolness)
-Quizzes that tell you what female body part he or she is to show that he or she is comfortable with the human body, and is funny in a cute way.

John Smith is: Just got done working out at 24. Time to get ready for work 7 to close! come see me! Then gotta study for BioChem! Gotta be dedicated, to be the best. Impossible is nothing. Just do it.

John Smith's facepressing is second to few.

Facepressing by Mastacoolman666 March 27, 2011

faceterbating 

Materbating while stalking someone of facebook.

Did you see Jenna's new album man? I was faceterbating to the bikini pictures and I came like three times.

faceterbating by Fancy-Panties February 18, 2009

The Faceless 

A Los Angeles technical death metal band that makes you wanna play drums real bad.

At the Faceless show:

Scenester: "They don't even like wear girl pants or have their hair the way I like it.. I don't know why The Faceless is so popular"

Guy with a King Crimson shirt: "That's because they keep themselves out of the trendy deathcore genre by utilizing a lot of progressive time signatures, guitar voicings and jazz elements to create a unique style. They don't have enough 'br00t@1' breakdowns for you to understand, kid."

The Faceless by Aaron Liao January 11, 2009

Facerape 

The act of abusing someone's Facebook account on a computer where they have left themselves logged in. Usually results in a change of status proclaiming their sudden change in sexuality, as well as numerous wall posts to friends containing bizzare messages.

I left my Facebook account signed in on Jacob's computer last night and he completely Faceraped me!

Facerape by Tawseyowl February 11, 2009

facebeef

When two or more people have a mindless heated argument on Facebook, whether it's through comments on profile pictures, profile walls, etc.

Person #1: You hear about the fight after school today?
Person #2: No, what happened?
Person #1: Did you see the facebeef on Samantha's profile picture? The one with her and her boyfriend John.
Person #2: Hahaha, oh yeah. Sam's ex left a comment asking if he was enjoying his sloppy seconds. Then John commented back and said he was gonna kick his ass.

facebeef by The Joker in Bruges February 9, 2009

Facerazzi

Facerazzi = Facebook Paparazzi
Someone who goes to parties to shoot photos of people who are drunk/wasted and uploads them to his/her facebook album the next day!

Guy1: Man, I got wasted last night at Gina's party.

Guy2: I know.

Guy1: How is that possible? You were not there.

Guy2: Sam posted the photos today in the morning on his facebook album.

Guy1: Bloody hell! He always does so! Sam is a f*****g Facerazzi!

Facerazzi by hoosier_brat March 2, 2009

Faceless Void

A Scourge hero from Defense of the Ancients, a custom map on the popular game Warcraft III. He is a carry hero, meaning that his early game is tough but will excel during late game. His ultimate, Chronosphere, is a gamebreaker. If used badly Void will get raped up the ass D:

Me(faceless void): Alright guys I will be farming till I have a bfly, Heart, and buriza. No problems right?
Teammates: FUCK YOU!

Faceless Void by MankMoon October 19, 2008